12 May 2011

Cannes: Day One.

Okay, this is serious now.
Working with a production company, I had to go socialize and mingle with people at the "pavillons" of each country. 
Bottom line: Egyptians suck. No really, they do.
You ask me why? I tell you because out of all the booths I've been to and all the people I talked with, Egyptians were the most rude, unclassy and unprofessional.
I don't know if it was because I am Egyptian, as Egyptians tend to be rude to fellow Egyptians or are they just rude to everyone!
Be careful Egypt, because as the "country of honour", you should be a little more hospitable than that!

Live from Cannes!

Good morning,
After a long 12 hour ride from Paris, we finally arrived to Cannes late last night!
The whole city is working for the festival. I think the festival IS the city.
It's beautiful though. 
Photos will be posted as soon as I have the time to upload them.
Wait for it cause Cannes is proving to be even more interesting that I thought it would be!
I am sending you some sun and sand from a balcony on the fifth floor, overlooking the French Riviera ;)

09 May 2011

From Cannes with love.

Good morning ladies and gentlemen, 
After recovering from my traumatising door-locking experience, I am here to deliver some good news.
No, scratch that, I am here to deliver amazing news, to say the least.
After months and months of applying to a couple of hundred internships. I got one.
Wait till you here the detailssss!
I will be working as an intern for a film production company at the....wait for it.... FESTIVAL DE CANNES!
Hell yeah, I am serious.
I am leaving on Wednesday morning and will be staying there for the whole of the eleven days.
I am not very popular now among my friends as they all hate me, but it's okay, I would've had the same reaction if it was someone else. Probably even worse.
Even my boss is amazing. 26 year old frenchie from the south.
Conclusion: you my dear friends are in for a treat, live from the very heart of the Cannes.
Enough said.

07 May 2011

This is the real life.

This post is not about the romantic life of Paris, or how lovely it is to walk in it's streets and drench in it's sun.
No, this post is about the real life of an Egyptian in Paris. No fashion shows, and no revolutions. Plain old real life.
This post is about one of the weirdest days of my life in Paris, and in my life in general.
I wake up in the morning, only to find that my shitty little french phone which I am using now because my dear blackberry is at the gurantee at the moment is dead, all due to the fact that my lovely baba took my charger with him to Cairo. Perfect start to the day!
Okay, I have to leave now to catch my meeting, I get out of my apartment, close the door, and voila, I am locked out. Yes, I forgot my keys in there.
Of course, I decided to go on with my day like nothing happened. I went to the nearest SFR, bought another shitty little french phone for 20 euros so I can reach anyone.
Fast forward four hours later, I am with my parent's Egyptian friend who lives here, I called hom to come and help me out with the door shitness. We call the service depannage which is responsible for helping you and bla bla bla. They came an hour late. Pas grave.
As any normal human being, we asked them how much will it cost, they said 100 euros, we said finee!
They come bla bla bla and do their thing, try the "radio" doesn't work, so they had to take the whole lock out.
After about 30 minutes of various shitnesses, it was time for me to pay.
How much? 1506,01 euros.
Yeah, I know.
Somewhere between calling the insurance company, and calling the police, I wanted to go home.
Yeah, we called the police, and they came. They were super nice and smiling. It made me feel even worse.
I am now in my living room, with an open door, waiting for the depannage people to come and put another lock on so I can safely sleep in my bed.
And this my dear friends, is the real life.

02 May 2011

From time to time.



It's a known fact that I am a sucker for black and white, BUT, from time to time I like to surprise you with a splash of colour. This is it.
This is as colourful as they make them.
Don't get used to it.

01 May 2011

pərˈspektiv.

per·spec·tive/pərˈspektiv/Noun:a particular attitude toward or way of regarding something; a point of view.